Norwich Market, an aerial view, after law expert taxi driver, kamikaze seagulls and drunk teenagers.

Some bloke quits social media and goes and drinks coffee in the woods, in the rain, to help avoid the digital cocaine, but it back-fires as he films himself and puts it on social media, and then writes about it on social media, and then shares the video on social media, and then ouch my head hurts, get me back to the woods.

The bokeh monster! What an absolute beast of a lens the Samyang 135mm f1.8 is. Bonkers bokeh, or “blur”, for the non-sophisticated amongst us. A video review.

A video review of this fine but rather unusual lens, and quite possibly one that is now a bit of a favorite of mine, the Samyang 85mm T1.5 Cine. Samyang, Rokinon. Whatever.

Coffee in Uffmoor woods June, Clent Hills, Worcestershire, UK

To B (roll), or not to B (roll). That is the question. In June I flew a few drones, chased some storms, issued some new rider demands and measured some nettles.

A video review of the Sony 20mm f1.8 G lens

40mph on bumpy grass with high-end cameras, filming the king and eating Calippos.

I decided to stick a Sony 200-600mm lens in a handheld gimbal, hide in the woods making videos that nobody watches, drive through some mud, visit Cambridge, and breathe garlic onto Lady Godiva.

Coffee in Uffmoor woods video - Wild Garlic - May

Clent Hills bluebells video - Coffee in the woods, April

I took a Formula 1 racing legend, Sir Jackie Stewart OBE, for a spin around Aintree Racecourse, and considered starting a cleaning company.

Video testing a DJI Ronin RS3 Pro with a Sony A7iii and Sony 200-600mm lens. Bonkers. Absolutely bonkers.

This little coffee break in Uffmoor Woods in the Clent Hills turned into a 12 month video filming project, as I decided to film an episode of what was later dubbed “Coffee in the woods” every month for a full year. It’s like looking back in time and figuring out what I did wrong in life. Clent Hills Bluebells… Coffee in the woods….. April.

Video testing the DJI Ronin SC by running through the woods with a few different lenses. The Samyang 12mm Fisheye, the Sony Zeiss 16-35mm f4, the Sigma Art 50mm f1.4 and a wild card, the DJI Osmo Action 3.

A video review of the K and F Concept 4K trail camera with sample video and pictures. This is a small, robust, waterproof and cheap wildlife trail camera capable of recording high-resolution daylight footage and 1080p IR night vision footage.

A video talking about shooting landscape photography with a Sony 200-600mm lens and some cherry bakewells.

How I lost 22kg in 3 months with my no-BS diet and workout plan. Fasting, weights, Wendler 531, carnivore, egg porridge, and everything from next dimension head exploding smelling salts to a disastrous lack of chicken and mushroom pot noodles.

Please click this to take a look at my wangle. To be specific, it’s an ultra-wangle, but don’t let that bother you. This is a Samyang 12mm f2.8 lens video review.

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s “George Orwell, 4 punctures, bratwurst, cold plunge, silly lens and tortoise” time…